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Presents...

Pack FM 8-Track Sampler

RiPPER.: Stang_64               RELEASE DATE...: 3000
LAbEL..: Penis Wrinkle (fake)   SiZE...: 11.0 MB
ENCOdER: AudioActive            TRACkS.: 03                     _ _
|      SoURCe.: Grundle                RIP DATE: 2000                _/____|

01 - 24 Hour MC Freestyle
02 - Just 2 Make U Look Bad! (ft O*Asiatic)
03 - Rock On! (ft Substantial)

I bet you BIIIITCHES didn't know that I really don't have a home.  All I
really do is walk around the world with my laptop, trying to release mp3s
every now and then.  Well, I was in Cali one day and I decided to walk up
to NYC for some pizza, and I happened to find this 8-track in a trash can.
Well, apparently some bum also saw it at the same time I did, and he beat
me to it.  He was a little quicker than I was because he was so fucking
broke he hasn't been able to smoke weed in like 13 years.  I, however,
smoke like every day.  Cuz I'm a traveller.  Anyway, I caught up with that
stank bastard and knuckled him down, and managed to snatch that 8-track
away from him so that I could rip it onto my laptop.

As it turns out, there were a few demo tracks from this guy named Pack FM
on it, and so now I am going to let y'all hear them.  He's got very strong
lyrical content and has teamed up with producer O*Asiatic on track 2, and
Substantial on 3 for some really hot material.  A young NYC head with some
real potenial here, peeps.  Be on the lookout for him to be featured with
some of your favorite NY area artists in a large clique called The Plague.
But you didn't hear that from me.  I love you CMS, and I am your president.
So get me some cum guzzling interns, dammit.

-Stang

*Note - This is not really from an 8-track.  My laptop does not have the
right SCSI card for advanced 8-track ripping.

You know who.

"STILL releasin' dope shit like fat mexican smugglers in custody!"